Welcome to the state of Altopia

Welcome to the state of Altopia

National Dish - Pizza or Vegetarian Lasagne on Tuesdays

National Anthem - don’t stop me now, by Queen.

National Holidays -

1st of January - Near Year’s Day

2nd of January - New Year’s Day, the do over

25th of January - Burns night

1st of June - New Half Year celebration

11th of June - Alliemas the celebration of your dear leader, Allie

12th of June - summer boxing day

31st of October - Halloween

1st of November - "just because alright????" day

5th of November - fun explosives day

30th of November - St Andrews Day

 25th of December - Chrimbos

26th of December - Rocky Day

The Working week will be from Sunday to Thursday.

NHS - shall be re-named, The Allie Health Service. The National insurance already claimed on every one's pay packets will count as an insurance premium towards every one's own personal health insurance. The Allie Health Service will be modelled on the company known as Bupa. Dentistry will be included in the Allie Health Service.

The Fire department will continue as normal.

The Police will be renamed, Allie's Goons. Their uniforms will include a snappy cape.

Education System - the curriculum will be standardised, some historical events and technological achievements will be credited to the leader.

Religious studies will only include an historical study into what separate faiths believe. No time during school will be spent explaining religious concepts as if they a literal. Creationism will not be tolerated. Faith schools will not exist.

Regarding Religion and its place in Altopia -

No religions will be treated as charities, all citizens will have the freedom to practice any religion of their choice but will also enjoy the freedom of not having other people’s opinions forced on them. This also includes the freedom to leave other Citizens to enjoy not being bored to death. Door to door visits promising saving from hell will be treated as harassment.

The National Religion of Altopia will be Alliology, however this one true faith is optional.

Christmas and Easter will return to their pagan roots.

Criminal Justice -

Prisons will be powered by bikes connected to dynamos that the prisoners will need to use themselves. A credits scheme where they can save up power following good behaviour to spend on TV and radio use.

The House of Lords will be cancelled. The Monarchy will be welcome to continue to stay but will be required to be a self-sufficient business.

The political system will include more referendums where decisions will be decided by the Citizens.

All MPs will no longer be allowed expenses, their salary will be capped at £35,000 per annum. Expenses argument, my job doesn't pay for my lunches, I had a brother who took lunch money for months, we found out he wasn't even attending college and well, that's what the expenses scandal reminded me of. A fucking waster taking money not due to them, likely in order to get pissed.

Banks will non-profit organisations, like the bank of Dave, where the shareholders will be the customers and by the branch. Like a building society. 

Currency - will stay as the £ Pound Sterling. It will show images of the leader but in various amusing positions.

Oh and Finally, Drugs will be decriminalised and sold over the counter in off licenses to allow for taxing and quality control. If a citizen, as it is currently with alcohol, is unable to control recreational use of these substances, will be treated as adults who are expected to responsibility for their own lives. Any crimes committed by individuals using drugs will expect the same treatment as a non-drug user. Any burden on the state will be weighed up against the tax paid buying the products.  

It’s not called wrong wing views for no reason.